Book: The Secret Files of the Donald

This book can be found on Amazon.com

Introduction

"You are about to hear some stories about Donald you are going to think are completely true.

They sound real but I sadly have to inform you they are a work of fiction.

The stories are complete bullshit, kind of like the hairline on number forty five.

We all know about the toupee..

I use some racism, homophobic slurs, and sexism against women in this story.

Do not let it reflect upon me.

I am writing from the perspective of "The Donald."

He isn't just A Donald. He is THE DONALD."

This is a greatly funny book. Hope you enjoy it.